Hi my name is Capcom and I'm trolling the **** out of all of you.

Whats that? You wanted DMC5? Nah bro, we'd rather outsource it to someone who wants to reboot an established story and make the main character look like a faggot.


What's that? You wanted Marvel vs Capcom 3 with some characters you actually know like Storm or Cyclops or a useful War Machine? F*CK NO. Enjoy your Electra and X-23. [1]


WHATS THAT??! You want a new Megaman X or Legends? HAHAHAHHAHA good one.....we'd rather keep this retro gravy train rollin.

We're sorry...we can only fulfill the fans wishes once per year. We did that with our planned SF3 XBLA/PSN port.






I just hope they stop derping and get back to greatness.


[1] I will be....because I'm still buying that shiz



Question: Is Capcom a great troll or what?