Friday, September 17, 2010

Hi my name is Capcom and I'm trolling the **** out of all of you.

Whats that? You wanted DMC5? Nah bro, we'd rather outsource it to someone who wants to reboot an established story and make the main character look like a faggot.

What's that? You wanted Marvel vs Capcom 3 with some characters you actually know like Storm or Cyclops or a useful War Machine? F*CK NO. Enjoy your Electra and X-23. [1]

WHATS THAT??! You want a new Megaman X or Legends? HAHAHAHHAHA good one.....we'd rather keep this retro gravy train rollin.

We're sorry...we can only fulfill the fans wishes once per year. We did that with our planned SF3 XBLA/PSN port.

I just hope they stop derping and get back to greatness.

[1] I will be....because I'm still buying that shiz

Question: Is Capcom a great troll or what?

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Classic Game Weekend

In order to celebrate me going to college soon. I'm going to relive my childhood by playing some good ole stuff from the 90s.

BBG is on livestream!

Blog about about games. why not stream me playing them! You can watch me either with the link in the corner or at the bottom of the home page.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Game of the Now: Super Street Fighter 4

Time to start the weekly columns, boys and girls. Thursday will be gameday and Wednesday music day! Ain't that just grand?

Game of the Now is the weekly post where I chose a game that I'm feeling at the moment and ramble/rant/praise about it. Note that it could be any game from any time period, not necessarily a brand spankin' new one. Papa gotta pay the bills round here knawmsayin' son?

So, for 36 bucks, I can play a fighting game with 35 characters, several online game modes, and epic nostalgia factor? I'm sold, Capcom. I mean sure I feel kinda jipped that I paid 60 bucks already for a vastly inferior game with inferior music and spent about 3 hours unlocking the only guy I will ever main in a Street Fighter game ever(Akuma) and spent 97% of my online time fighting Ken's that only know how to Shoryuken and Hadoken and oh god i'm rambling now let me stop.

But if you have never bought the first 4, this is a great pickup.Hell it's a nice pickup if you bouight the first one too.   Now go get your Shoryuken on and fight like gentlemen.

Question: Do you have Super Street Fighter 4? If so, what are your thoughts on it?

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Halo Reach Beta Impressions Post #1 ( OH SNAP A NEW POST)

Got the Halo Reach Beta code last week, time to list out my impressions about the game. Bulleted list style as always, baby.

  • It took 4 games to implant some goddamn recoil on the guns.
  • Guard(EMP)is faggotry. All the other suit powers are pretty cool, though.
  • In game loadouts....oh snap I armor that I can customize...hey a big meter telling me how much **** I'm doing...THIS SEEMS FAMILIAR
  • Invasion(Battlefield:Halo) is cool if you're on Covy, It's most often a losing battle if you're a Spartan.
  • Is it me or does it seem like its a LOT easier to die?
  • I hope to god they implement a couple no Party Chat playlists a la Modern CampWarfare 2. Might as well be playing a bot match for christsakes.

All in all a solid game. Nothing groundbreaking, here. I'll probably buy it this September because everyone on my friends list will be playing it. Either that or I go back to CounterStrike.

Question: Are you in the Halo Reach Beta? If so, what are your impressions on it?

Friday, May 7, 2010


Fyi I'm still alive...just right after my spring break when I remade my blog I got swamped with work and never got to writing that ps3 review....or anything else on the site.

But I will not leave you guys hanging too much...and I watched some Redbox DVD's a couple days let's talk Redbox. For those of you that don't know what I'm talking about;  Redbox is a rental movie service that charges for 1 dollar per night. They are located at your local grocery store/Wal/K-mart/Target. And you can return them to any RedBox in the nation. Sounds great right? It is great. At least until some scandal or something....that always happens.

Question: Have you heard of RedBox? If you have, what are your thoughts on it?

Thursday, April 8, 2010

You want Site Relaunch? We been had Site Relaunch, n****!

BigBlackGamer is back!(not that anyone noticed) with a new template, widgets, and Ads!

I'm back for good this time. Don't worry about me suddenly not posting.

New posts incoming heavy these next couple of weeks including:

  • PS3 Review
  • Demon's Souls Review/Rant
  • Weekly Game of the Now/Song of the Now columns
  • Whatever Comes to mind thats interesting in Current Events

Starting tomorrow...its 3 am for gods sakes

    Sunday, January 17, 2010

    Modern Bulls*** 2

    Now that I've introduced myself.. time for the first order of business letting off some steam about Modern Warfare 2. Or as I like to call it, Campfare 2. I think these rants would be better off in a fancy bulleted list:

    • Camping (The obvious rant)- Every online game halfway worth its salt has them. There are so many of them players should be used to them. So why the HELL are we not used to them? I mean really, I can tolerate people running around with knives/1887s. At least you get a chance to see(read:spray) those guys. but the one thing I just HATE is when a n**** is camping in a corner with a silenced SCAR with heartbeat. God forbid if I'm on a killstreak. I mean don't get me wrong, it's a "legit" tactic, but it's just annoying as all hell. Doesn't it get boring to sit there for ten minutes and pull the trigger on movement?
    • 1887/Knife/Insert unbalnced BS here- "Oh hey guiz I just bought this 60 dollar game to run around with a knife really fast." Faggots
    • Sub Base- Campcampcampcampcampcampcampcampcamp
    • Trying to kill anything with a silenced sniper rifle in regular gamemodes- Infinity Ward thinks that apparently...when you shoot somebody in the head with a .50 caliber don't die...all because your gun has a silencer on it. Great Realism.
    • Nukes- It's not the concept of the nuke thats annoying;if someone gets 25 kills in a row the games already over anyway, its the faggots boosting every goddamn free for all match for one. Really?
    Otherwise MW2 is a great game.